I've suspected for over a week now, but today I know for sure. My bangs are lop-sided. Why hasn't anyone told me? Friends, loved ones...where are you in my time of need? Kim, did you not notice yesterday during our Skype date? Lizz Durbin, you see me a lot, where has the brutal honesty been? Come on people, if a friend has a booger on her face, you tell her! If a friend has Oreo goo in the corners of her mouth, you tell her! And if a friend has crooked bags, you tell her! Jeez, where's the love?

Notice the downward slant on the right side...

You know what? I'm just going to keep them this way, so there! Mostly because I'm too lazy to make them straight.